The Lakers lost to the lowly Grizzlies last night, but Kobe Bryant is saying what we all think. Who cares? Kobe put up 53, he was fantastic. Wins and losses in the regular season aren't relevant, just ask my Patriots (.... ow, I made myself feel sad).
"Dude, who follows the Lakers? I was 4 points short of beating those Wisconsin NCAA cheese head mother fuckers by myself" Kobe said with a smile. And he's right, had Kobe taken that team on by himself, he surely would have kept it that close.
"Nono, wait. I could take that team. I ALMOST outscored them against a PROFESSIONAL team. Davidson ain't got shit on my 39 for 125 stat lines." Kobe responded to my musings. Apparantly the thought of not beating a NCAA top team by himself was repulsive.
The pride of URI, Lamar Odom, missed a crucial 3 point shot in the final minute off a pass by Bryant.
"Well, mistake one, passin dude the ball. Mistake two, passin anyone the ball." Bryant said, refusing to put a "the" before "dude" in his comment despite my objections.
The Lakers will face Washington as their next opponent on Sunday.
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wisconsin totally would've beaten kobe. they were on fire this year. And to top it all off, i know nothing about wisconsin. i know kobe raped some girl and wears purple and yellow sometimes when he plays. fuck pro basketball.
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