Kaz Matsui Misses 4-5 Games For Anal Fissure (no, really)

You can find the story anywhere, it's legitimate. Here's a half assed example quoting it.

http://corner.bigblueinteractive.com/index.php?mode=2&thread=280982

"Anal Fissures, I thought we all had one. AHHH WAKKA WAKKA WAKKA" I said while writing this sentence. Well, before writing it, I suppose.