Monday, March 17, 2008

Oakland Raiders Improve To 33rd Best Team In NFL

Amongst an offseason of power moves such as signing Jevon Walker to a 37 year, 890 million dollar contract, signing a defensive lineman to a huge deal to reward him for tearing his ACL last season, and Al Davis forcing JeMarcus Russell to eat entire cheesecakes at gunpoint, the Raiders are ready to pull the trigger on another big move.

DeAngelo Hall for the Raiders 2nd round draft pick. Why?

"Fuck you, that's why" Al Davis responded. Despite a healthy track record of stupid roster and salary cap decisions, 2008 has really stood out for the Raiders. Even drafting a quarterback #1 overall that has bust written all over him pales in comparison.

Though not official yet, the deal would land the Raiders a relatively talented corner yet to prove himself in exchange for a draft pick virutally guranteed to have the same potential.

"Well, Al was on the phone with the Falcons, and he got really pissed off when they told him Vick wasn't available. Hall pretty much came up as a response to Al's classic 'well, what else ya got?' manuver." Coach Lane Kiffen said.

"Honestly, I could really give a fuck about it, I give it about six games this season before I just walk out" the coach said about the transaction.

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