You Know What That Stuff Does To Ya? Huh?

As I and everyone else with a brain predicted, the hilarity of Roger Clemens being humiliated in the media is not over.

The latest chapter? Roger used Viagra for "on field performance". Other than knowing it's funny, what does that mean? I consulted the source in an interview I totally didn't make up.

SHT: Roger, thanks for coming to this place we are both at and about to have a conversation in.

Rogaaah: No problem. I'm a big fan of your blog nobody reads with a title you stole from a web browser game.

SHT: So, simple question. Viagra. Why?

Rogaaah: I think it's pretty obvious. You can throw inside on hitters more, you can even hit them more. They look down and see that shit all rock hard and they're not going to charge the mound. Ever.

SHT: ..... oh. That's kinda funny and probably the best joke I can put in this interview because it is completely legit.

Rogaaah: Except for Piazza, it wouldn't stop him, if you catch my drift. That's why I had to hit him in the head, I'm not one of them queerosexuals.

SHT: That one was slightly better than the last one. Kthxbai!

Rogaaah: Lol k bai

The end result of this story will be an extention of the attack on Roger's character, nothing more. It's funny, but it's not criminal.