Danica Patrick is part of a promotion currently running where you can win a chance to be in her pit crew for a race. Or forever, or ten laps, I forget. You get to be there at some point for some period of time.
But here's the kicker not mentioned in the giveaway... she runs you over.
Just ask current crew member of some other stupid indy car racer, Charles Buckman. Patrick smacked into Charles during a Friday practice at some dumb race track.
"Hahaha, she was probably doing her makeup" Buckman commented while being loaded into an ambulance with a concussion and lacerations to the head.
"I mean, I'm talking to Andretti's team then go to get something from the garage, and this text messaging bitch comes flying at me with her blinker on." Buckman said, shaking his head in disappointment.
"Honestly, when the fuck did car accidents become part of this sport? People just like seeing cars drive around, all our races are broadcast live on ESPN Deportes Estupidas. We don't need this to get ourselves briefly mentioned in the media. This is a very sad day."
"I was reaching down to put my hand on the brake thing or whatever, and I felt something hit the front of my car. I was like OH. MOI. GAWSH." Patrick explained, shaken by the event.
"I really hope he gets well soon so he can go back to picking cigarettes up off the ground or whatever little peasant job he has."
When asked what would be done about her damaged car, Patrick replied "I dunno, I think I'll trade it in for a REALLY cute pink VW Beetle or something".
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